1. The Simpsons

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    heyfunniest:

    (Source: breadpao)

  2. How can I be expected to get anything done….

    When Save The Last Dance is on TV??

  3. Little Lunch Friday!

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    undressedskeleton:

    Hello Friday!!!!! Today I grabbed one of my to go containers and threw together a fast salad. I bought this container at target during Christmas time, I actually think it’s for organizing ornaments but o well! I packed 4 cups romaine lettuce, croutons, craisins, grated Parmesan, cottage cheese, chow mein noodles and a side of dressing. I made my dressing with Chobani yogurt and ranch mix. I love large salads like these they are so filling and keep me energized for the day! Any weekend plans!?

  4. Wednesday… Just kidding! Friday Weigh-In

    Notes: 3

    Starting weight: 252.5 lbs

    Last wednesday: 245 lbs

    This wednesday Friday: 242.5 lbs

    Loss this week: 2.5 lbs
    Total loss: 10 lbs

    I was SO WORRIED about getting on the scale today. I honestly haven’t been eating all that wonderfully but I have been working out like a fiend. And now I’m officially down 10 lbs! Woohoo! However, I really cannot wait to get out of the 240s. The 240s literally are my enemy because I also seem to come back to somewhere in this range. So now the goal is to be 239 lbs

    • Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
    • Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
    • Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
    • Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
    • Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
    • Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
    • Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
    • Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
    • Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
    • Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
    • Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
    • Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
    • Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
    • Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
    • Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
    • Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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  5. Replace one word in your URL with “COCK”

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    thecompanioncube:

    fatgirledition:

    townfulloflosers:

    bommelfee:

    turbokuma:

    dynamicbusan:

    dynamiccock

    turbocock

    Bommelcock

    townfullofcock

    fatcockedition

    thecompanioncock

    becomingabettercock

    (Source: supaspicy)

  6. I need a break.

    Notes: 2

    I have done so well with going to the gym.

    SO FREAKING WELL.

    So today, I deserve a break.

    Or maybe I’ll do a small workout at home instead of going to the gym.

    I like have guilt now if I don’t go to the gym everyday…

    Oh, how times change.

  7. This ass-hole…

    Notes: 3

    on SYTYCD…

    Get off the stage, please.

    I love so much about this show and you are MAKING ME ANGRY.

  8. chelseaurq:

    mistressannie:

    iknowwhoselineitis:

    mymindminding:

    yeahcapes:

    nextyearsgirl:

    This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

    The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

    According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

    When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

    So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

    /An atheist who understands Christian theology better than Bible-thumpers do.

    this. is. beautiful.

    never actually thought about it that way, but wonderful point

    thank you, i try to explain this to people on a regular basis

    Perfect explanation is perfect. Oh yes - for ONCE I have nothing to add.

    I went to a Christian university, who was VERY against homosexuality (it was even in the hand book that if there was even a THOUGHT that someone was gay, they could and would be expelled). We had a group called SoulForce come to our school, and preach this exact word. And the amount of gobsmacked Christians I saw was just amazing. People pick and chose what they want to believe in, but then forget THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT of Jesus’ sacrifice. I’m so glad there’s people out there who understand this as well.

    (Source: drunkonstevphen)

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